Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Under Siege: The Silent Movie

And lo there came a time when some horrific genius calling themselves supercutonline uploaded one of the greatest Fan-made Gems ever: Under Siege recut as a silent film. And people saw it, and were contented.

If you can't take 8 and a half minutes in your day to watch this clip, you maybe shouldn't call yourself a film fan. A far wiser poster, named Vincent Mancini, has noted how Under Siege was a breakaway hit, and how it actually has a special place in Steven Seagal's career.

I even love the punctuation errors and unnecessary commas.
*Many Gun Shots*
*Destroyed submarine noise*

UPDATE: This entry originally went up at 7:12 AM on May 2nd (today), but DJ rightly pointed out that it was pretty stupid to not have the Iron Man 3 review at the top of the page. As soon as I thought about it, it was a no-brainer. Technically, this entry is still post #501 in my mind. Thanks, DJ!...


  1. That interesting show of dedication. Not sure it's necessary, and I can't say I thought it was hilarious, but I'm kind of glad it exists.

    1. Yeah, I oversold it a little, but I haven't seen that movie in ages, and I genuinely forgot that it was probably his biggest success ever. And the knife-fighting was... amazing?

      My enthusiasm is, it's true, largely for the fact that people are putting some thought and creativity into the entertainment that so many others consume mindlessly!


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