If you can't take 8 and a half minutes in your day to watch this clip, you maybe shouldn't call yourself a film fan. A far wiser poster, named Vincent Mancini, has noted how Under Siege was a breakaway hit, and how it actually has a special place in Steven Seagal's career.
I even love the punctuation errors and unnecessary commas.
*Many Gun Shots*
*Destroyed submarine noise*
UPDATE: This entry originally went up at 7:12 AM on May 2nd (today), but DJ rightly pointed out that it was pretty stupid to not have the Iron Man 3 review at the top of the page. As soon as I thought about it, it was a no-brainer. Technically, this entry is still post #501 in my mind. Thanks, DJ!...
That was...an interesting show of dedication. Not sure it's necessary, and I can't say I thought it was hilarious, but I'm kind of glad it exists.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I oversold it a little, but I haven't seen that movie in ages, and I genuinely forgot that it was probably his biggest success ever. And the knife-fighting was... amazing?
DeleteMy enthusiasm is, it's true, largely for the fact that people are putting some thought and creativity into the entertainment that so many others consume mindlessly!