If I had a daughter and she dated Bay, I would have to hire women to bitchslap the hell out of her; there could be no greater anti-feminist act by a woman. It'd be like a Ukrainian falling in love with Stalin. Yes, that is harsh of me, but Mike should just film porn if that's what he's into - not pretend he's making a movie.
It only pisses me off all the more that these pix make teens stupider because they don't realize they're not even getting any kind of story, much less a three-act story. Meanwhile, every object on screen - except the men - are fetishized to the point that I think I want to wear a condom while watching Mike's work. I know I've used this clip before, but it encompasses him so well:
go to the 1:50 mark. It's only missing an explosion to show his whole motif.
This time out, I'm not going to show you how many explosions there are in Bay's movies. No, today we have a Fan-made Gem supercut of all the cursing in the original BB. Obviously, this post has a strong warning for foul language, since that's all their is. Go, watch, and enjoy a look back (courtesy of BroBible) of what Michael Bay got up to his very first time out.
Seriously, there's like 20 curses in the first 4 minutes:
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